U can keep ur FUNKY cheese! If it aint J’s weirdo cheeso then ion wan it!
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Oh man, I should’ve got some head cheese…next week.
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Ey tu Jefe…
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Just finished up a Durban Poison 100, think I might go for Orange Cookies next.
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Man thats the life. Effing menus and buffets and bars… all for reefers
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Co worker has orchids on her desk. How do i steal a clipping? From the bottom?
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Lol sniping at work, love it
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If she catches you just say you’re researching how to clone plants at home then just start talking in technical jargon. When her eyes glaze over you’re golden lol
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I dont know where to snip! 
and im sure i could bat my eyes, twirl my mustache, and show a bit of leg and be home free…
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Bend and snap, baby.
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Depends. Can you get a razor blade into your place of work without going to jail?
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Can I!!! 
i plead the fifth. But if I could… u know for the sake of science…
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They fit in your wallet nicely. Or you could get a Dimebag necklace…
…swap it out for the real thing lol
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Your welcome buddy!!
Huh? Wait… what?
Razor blade, for slicing clones off. You could just bend down like you’re sniffing them and *ffftttttt
Although I’m not sure you’d pass for a Pantera fan 
Long live Dimebag man… RIP banger!!!
Lol @ bend & snap.
Ask @GreenJewels where is best place to snip an orchid for cloning??
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Its only really one long stem. Thats why i was hoping i could try to swipe the lil root looking stems around the base
Im a friggin idiot. Sweet Baby J to the rescue
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