Perfect time and place to get a Visectimy done.
Snip, snip.
Drop off a load for cold storage, just in case you decide to “Compromise” later!
Hahahaha. The strip needs me, and I need the strip. Can’t be laid up in Vegas
Your good after 24 hours and there’s an ice machine on every floor
I say good. I mean good enough for Vegas fun. It’s still a lil bit uncomfortable to walk long distances.
Lmao, your full of shit. Two guys I work and my dad all had it done. Weren’t putting mikes on their shoes for a few days.
I’m drunk and stoned, and kind find the weed I left out.
Dude I understand what you mean. I’m pushing 40 and my youngest is 4. I couldn’t handle going through another toddler phase. I’m impatient as shit already lol. There’s days I wanna smack her upside her head. She’s a tiny terror and yet sweet as an angel other days lol. Like living with a bipolar midget.
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Liquor is quicker…but handies are dandy.
I don’t know what I mean by that, but it sounds good.
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I’m with you lol
Change that but to an and. I could follow that
Ya, I’d go to war for any of my kids. But they all drive me crazy.
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That’s what kids do. Make you wish you never had them, but at the same time glad that you do 
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So, so happy to be childless. Cheers, suckers! 
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Yep same. But with all my health problems I’m a miserable sob and some days it’s hard to handle them. I don’t know how some of these people got like half a dozen of them. I’d go crazy. Lol
Lmao, I’ll drink to that too
My neighbor has five and counting. She’s a good Catholic
You should take a few extra glugs.
Jesus… lol literally. I’m not trying to start my own sports team lol.
We won’t tell on you. We’re not kids!