This little one has been the most work, but she’s also the most fun.
They’re the best before they start talking and walking lol. Everyone wants more until the toddler phase kicks in rofl.
Shake them up like a beer and hand them to the grandparents
Dawg I do that shot too much already. If she starts acting like my mother in law we’re all doomed.
I shouldn’t have to qualify with the JK. Shaking toddlers is a no no
You all have kid cooties. That’s the hardest strain of cooties to cure. In fact, I hear it’s chronic…sometimes terminal.
My cooties are lazy. I smoke too much weed. There like weren’t we supposed to do something? Ahh fuq it!
Currently there. The only word she says to my wife is no. So it’s hard not to want more of that. Otherwise she’s already fallen down the stairs and sprayed herself in the face with glass cleaner twice. Pretty much a talking tornado
Consider me chronic and my wife terminal? I don’t mind practicing, but I’m tapped.
Good news, I found the jar of weed.
Haha yep toddlers are drunken bipolar midgets.
That’s great news!
Ya, I could see babysitter stumbling across it now lol. Lose/lose for me.
Again: yay to no children! Lol!
Youll looks like Professor Farnsworth after another child.
Ya, every way I look at it comes back to that. I’m betting she’s gonna trying pulling trump card when we’re in Vegas.
Ok, one last bowl of resin before I have to stop for the day.
Already going bald now, just around the corner.
Yikes! Hope lady luck is on your side.