Zero gravity marijuana


#1

Imagine - humankind has lived in space in habitats that include “GROW ROOMS”…

~ But the essential nature of mankind has not changed, nor have our entertainments.

What could hydro do in a non-gravity space?

What would cosmic rays do to the mutation of cannabis so that it became the “SUPER POT” that modern media claims?

~ Not to mention what happens if you get stoned and forget to zip your suit…

I can envision “LUNAR WHITEWITCH” bud, profitting from a long day…

(?)

What does a plant do when it no longer needs to fight gravity?

On the MOON: 1/6th gravity means they will grow HOW tall?

Think again, it would be bigger

WE MIGHT AS WELL START THINKING ABOUT IT NOW!
(even though as far as we know there have been no stoners in space)


#2

WHAT the hell would the roots and everything do in ZERO GEE?
Wind around each other?

Would the roots have to be in a dark container?


#3

I think they’ve done experiments like this with tomato plants in space.


#4

I doubt they were allowed to “SMOKE” the tomatoes…
sssnnnikkkerrrezzz


#5

Lol, no. I doubt that.


#6

But they may have had a “STILL” that nobody talked about. Imagine a job like that without a beer at the end of the day…


#7

So they were making their own beer now? Lol!!


#8

The Russian Cosmonauts never go anywhere without extra potato rations for that reason

Vodka is a national icon…


#9

I think they give out the vodka before the potato rations.


#10

This is almost like a chat channel now


#11

Yeah, well we’re all stoned about now, so…


#12

IF I GAVE YOU TEN BUCKS (USA, AUSSIE, whatever…) and said :slight_smile:GO OUT AND BUY TO SEND ME THE COOLEST SOUVENIR OF WHERE YOU LIVE!"

What would it be?

  • I can send you a certified glob of Mississippi River mud

#13

You’d have to get one of those cheesy, miniature statue of liberty souvenirs that you can get in every store in Times Square – it’s a classic, and only five bucks.


#14

Mississippi river mud? Deal, I’ll take the trade.


#15

I have to warn you - that stuff is pure silt. Are YOU really sure you want it?


#16

No, not really, but you offered. Lol


#17

One of the things I found interesting since I LANDED here is soil TEXTURE, and COMPOSITION

https://www.ctahr.hawaii.edu/mauisoil/a_comp.aspx

Best you read that, I forgot most of it…

But that is the dirt MAUI WOWWY is based on

I don’t live there, I have garbage dirt
Elvis died here, and so did cotton growing

? I ran this way off track myself. I did that! Yep, that was me…

Imagine the blanket of green you could grow in a place like that - the branches would have no sense of “UP” to reach to, so the light sources would be where they would point.