You know you're stoned when

…you’re watching the wife try to light the end of the vape pen and you can’t say anything.

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honestly though, who hasn’t done that :rofl: :roll_eyes:

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You stop paying attention to the gps and follow the green arrow because the light knows better

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… You pay for your micky d meal at the first drive thru window and forget that you have to pull ahead to pick it up.

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When you come out of the grocery store and can’t find your car… :upside_down_face::flushed:
I do that alot… :man_facepalming::man_shrugging::grin:
:v::sunglasses:

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At least 2 :smoking: already lit in the ash tray while you light another

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When you come to a stop at the stop sign :stop_sign: and wait for it to turn green​:vertical_traffic_light:… lol

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When you find the remote control in the freezer

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