What to name my plant!

@TransplantedFarmgirl
Another dame from another Bond movie. Half the main villainess’s in the Bond movies have super suggestive names like Octo-Pussy, Alota Vagina, Pussy Galore, etc.

Alota Vagina might have been Austin Powers, but same thing right? Lmao

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If anyone wants to tag anyone else please feel free to do so, and I should probably set a time limit for how long it’s open for suggestions.

Let’s go with another 27.5 hrs or till 00:00 Wednesday morning PST or West Coast USA, think California or Seattle. Lol

Mine usely only get names if it’s some sorta mutant or irregular, but Fred seems like a goid name maybe :man_shrugging:

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I would call it budhighser

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5 or 9 so far. Yall cracking me up with these names

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Dare I say it but… not that it will but if it does hermie on you the name has to change to kaitlin Jenner lmao

That’s funny as hell, but think a fem to male tran would work better. Will put it into the wild card mix tho.

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Same here, having grown up on a farm/ranch, I don’t name plants or livestock or anything else I plan on killing and consuming soon.

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Ditto…they get 1, 2, 3, A, B, C, easy to recycle the tags I hang on em and their cuts.

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Makes sense. I also have three kids 7 and under, so EVERYTHING gets named…! Lol

If I needed to eat the family dog I would do it without shedding a tear! When your options become fresh roasted dog or another damn Salisbury steak or pizza MRE, the dog taste better than you would expect!

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Updated names so far:

  1. Mary Crann Bethadh Shelob Jane
    -(Mary Jane, Crann Bethadh - Celtic
    Tree of Life, Shelob- LOTR spider for 8
    mains)
  2. Lola Buddsie
  3. The HankerKief
  4. The Bandana Bitch
  5. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabuds
  6. The Kiefstress
  7. Too Short
  8. Stony Daniels
  9. Queen LaKiefa
  10. Le Bandana Bueno
  11. Octopussy
  12. The Mandaweedian
  13. Budhighser
  14. Wild Card
  15. Wild Card

Wild Card options so far:

  1. Bob
  2. Audrey
  3. Fred Budley
  4. Kaitlin Jenner (Herm Option)

The Shocked Monkey
Surprised Monkey
Monkey say WHaaaaaat?

To this. :point_up_2:
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Ahh, okay! In almost every country they ate dog at one point, and many countries still do. Most people see them as a companion, friend, or family member instead of a working animal or predator.

Anyways the monkey picture is awesome, and if you want to input one of those three options or make up your own that works with it, I will add it to the main list!

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Thanks for the offer, no thanks bud, I’m old and no fun. I use 1,2,3 a,b,c Right/Left - Just a simpleton!

You okay with me throwing one into the wild card mix?

There is officially 9 hrs left for entries, and only 1 slot left in the main section and one left for the Herm section!

Updated names so far:

  1. Mary Crann Bethadh Shelob Jane
    -(Mary Jane, Crann Bethadh - Celtic
    Tree of Life, Shelob- LOTR spider for 8
    mains)
  2. Lola Buddsie
  3. The HankerKief
  4. The Bandana Bitch
  5. Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabuds
  6. The Kiefstress
  7. Too Short
  8. Stony Daniels
  9. Queen LaKiefa
  10. Le Bandana Bueno
  11. Octopussy
  12. The Mandaweedian
  13. Budhighser
  14. Emily Blunt
  15. The Cannabowlist
  16. Ozzy Ozbuds
  17. Flaura Croft
  18. Wild Card
    20… Wild Card

Wild Card options so far:

  1. Bob
  2. Audrey
  3. Fred Budley
  4. Pepper Potts
  5. Orlando Bloom
  6. Miss Hydra
  7. Luminara Buduli (Star Wars)

Herm Options:

  1. Kaitlin Jenner
  2. Elliot Page

What about Audrey Hempburn?

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That’s perfect, frankly. :bowing_woman:t2:

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