I was in Tennessee last weekend. Didn’t think about it being Labor Day weekend and got stuck in a crawl through gatlinburg. I’ve never seen so many pancake places in my life must have been thirty of them.
Waffle House!! It was an everynight thing, back when I lived in NC.
Just down loaded that one !!!
I need a glass of water just thinking of Waffle House. So salty lmao. Yes we have 2-3 Waffle Houses per city but man you should have seen the number of pancake restaurants in gatlinburg. I mean across the street from each other beside each other. I think I saw a pancake restaurant that had a pancake restaurant inside it.
Yeah, its pancake overkill there. I’m sure tourists think hillbillies live on pancakes and moonshine, the only damn things sold there
Hmm just a thought. Isn’t legal moonshine just overpriced brandy? Got some dope boots though.
a friend sent this…
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
Moonshine is made from corn. My brother in law proofs his between 120 and 130. I’m not a drinker, but it makes for a nice medicinal carrier.
He was undergoing chemo and wanted to see if weed would help him. Not being a smoker, I only left him with a little over a gram since I was almost out. Gave me the shine in a pint jar for the bud. Smoke helped him with just one hit. He stretched it out and is now clear of his cancer. Great trade, since he found relief with smoking.
THe new pastor in town was always told he looked like Conway twitty As he was going door to door introducing himself everyone was like oh my god it’s Conway twitty!! He had to explain “no I’m the new pastor and I’d love to see you on Sunday morning” this happened house after house. He knocked on the door and this woman answered wearing a towel just out of the shower. Oh my god it’s Conway twitty!!! The pastor replies “hello, darlin”
I drink so rarely now I guess I quit. Had some beer in fridge and it was two years out of date. I was starting to have blackout periods. Could never handle …can’t think of the word Where ya only drink a normal amount.
I was walking around the neighborhood the other day when I noticed I was gaining on a woman around my age.
I was planning on how to introduce myself while passing by and noticed her looking behind her, so I smiled and waved. A couple of minutes later, she looked back again and then picked up her pace.
She seemed a little concerned, by the look on her face, so I also looked back and increased my own pace a little.
A few more moments went by and she turned around again and then broke into a full run!! I tripped out over the look on her face as she started running and broke into my own panicked run!! Didn’t even bother to look back!
Not sure why we were running, but she sure scared the hell out of me!!!
I couldn’t resist the above post. My wife saw it on FB and I thought it was too funny. Figured it was a good follow up to old Conway.
Figured I’d add that one before everybody forgets who he is. lol I’m almost old enough to know
Yeah moderation lol. I guess I really don’t know the meaning of the word. Open cap. Toss cap behind me not gonna need that anymore.
It sucks. I have a friend that gets us the real shit. No comparison to the crap they sell
I’m not a big drinker, but I would LOVE to try it! Always wanted to try it!
Losing a loved pet is like losing a child! I don’t have any children except my pets and it can hurt bad. To me a person that is not afraid to show emotions is a well rounded human being! Mike
Brandy is distilled wine. It was cheaper to ship the more potent les volume product.
Made it back to the states finally ,had a kick ass blast on vacation , had to veer around some weather for a day but all is well , I must tell all of you if you can afford $8,000 for an all exclusive trip on a Paul Gaugain cruise to Tahiti , Bora Bora was worth every penny guys , and my wife absolutely loved the peace and relaxation in private we had a very great relaxed vacation , but for as the photos my S6 Active is having major issues , bout caught ah fire from the charger port after getting salt water in the phone so it’s no way I can charge it as of now and only have like 10% battery power to retrieve all the beautiful pictures , which suck balls big time and I had two cameras with us but due to participating in water activities so I decided to used my phone instead of my cameras and the day of leaving the beautiful islands my phone acts up and almost burnt up , but I’m headed to AT&T to see what’s my options , so hopefully I can managed to access all my beautiful photos , but until than my peoples all is well , we made to and from safely and we are so grateful and we God all the grace for what He has bestowed in our lives and for our lives thus far , so we give thanks and now back to resettling in at home which I pissed in the bed this morning was not cool but after being on water for an entire week I have no idea on how but I did , but I give God the Glory and now back to business and work which tomorrow will be a very long day …And now I can get my plant started and see what results the gorilla glue will produce .