The Safe Room--Let's Get Silly!


#41

Shit, now I have to talk to the delivery man stoned. I hate that.


#42

Now, I have to smoke another. Oh, the horror!


#43

That’s the worst. Unless it’s the pizza guy or Chinese food. Worth it, then.

No delivery of anything but fuel, around here.


#44

I could go for some Chinese right now.


#45

Me too. Though, to be honest I am so easily suggestible towards food. I hear/see the word, I immediately deeply crave the food. It’s a wonder I’m not a couple hundred pounds overweight. And then throw the munchies on top of that. I guess the rate the weed raises my metabolism counteracts everything?

I’m not going to question it, whatever it is.


#46

Actually, I do have some good food coming. I forgot.


#47

Oooh, what’s on the menu?


#48

Pothead…um, I mean Stoner.


#49

Well, since it’s the Jewish holidays I was able to get rugheluh and noodle kuggle. I have no idea how to spell those, but it’s good when you’re stoned.


#50

Yum! You can get everything in NYC.


#51


#52

Think that’ll get flagged?


#53


#54

Nah, I don’t think so.


#55

In other news, Ming, the World’s Oldest Clam, has died at the age of 507.


#56

Lol, are you kidding? There’s an oldest clam?


#57

It’s for real.


#58

Wow, imagine just sitting around for 500 years.


#59

Though, I guess there’s a new oldest clam, somewhere out there.


#60

Without weed.