The "I got so stoned..." thread


#182

I thought I’d show this one completed. It’s got it’s mistakes and I wouldn’t want it any other way lol


Here’s three so far and many bowls later.

Felt on the bottom.


#183

which vape has the largest bowl? any idea how i can build my own vape that can hold a zip?


#184

Lol I have no idea but I can’t wait to see what people say or what you come up with lol.


#185

i opened a new thread diy dry herb vape


#186

I got so stoned I pronounced the strain zkittles as many ways as I could think of, every way possible (I thought) and some that were silly. Then I went duh, skittles!!!


#187

@ntmaremach those are awesome!! Find some classic marbles at a flea market or yard sale to go with them and put them on EBay. You will effing clean up!!


#188

I’m a frequent flyer, what can I say.

Tonight, helping my gf hunt for holiday table settings in the basement, I came across this rolled up brown sack. It seemed out of place so I unrolled it and inside, rolled in layers of bubble wrap are two quart jars of weed. BBA 1 and BBA 2. Both vacuum sealed.

I’ve been looking up and down for those jars of blueberry and just last week gave up and figured I must have gifted them to my sister when she visited in July. No biggy, I’m just a bit strain locked on my pineapple.

I have absolutely no recollection of ever “stashing” those two jars or packaging them like that, lol.

Moral of the story, I got so stoned I hid weed, forgot about it, remembered it, couldn’t find it, thought I gave it away, then found it by accident.

I Love Growing Marijuana


#189

I’ve been there before, and more than once.
Back with a like for ya in 10hrs


#190

In out of likes as usual, but those are all fantastic. Keep them coming!


#191

Ugh… My wake and bake game was a little uneven. Too much bake and not enough wake. I definitely just made my coffee without remembering to, you know, put my coffee cup underneath to catch all the caffeinated deliciousness! :weary::weary::weary:


#192

The sad part is @Blazin_Skywalker , I’ve done that when I’m not high except it was a full pot coffeemaker. :grimacing:


#193

Lol nice one! I’ve (many, many times) put the ground coffee straight into my cup. Like, oops, I think I forgot a few steps there…


#194

At least you remembered the coffee, I’ve woken to many a morning of a pot full of hot water.


#195

My idea of a “mental challenge” is loading the dishwasher so that everything gets washed properly, and then trying to remember where everything goes when it’s done. One evening I left one of the upper kitchen cabinet doors open, walked into it and smacked my forehead. The door swung and hit me again. Shemp Howard couldn’t have done it better!


#196

how are you doing my friend?
i’m a regular on the show as well!!


#197

Hey @BIGE! Im doin’ good, man, as long as I don’t walk into cabinet doors or fall down the stairs. Waiting for my own 3 Stoogettes to ripen, but that won’t be for a few weeks yet. Got a sativa, autoflower indica (a first) and high CBD plant for my magical skin creams, and all are as sweet as can be.


#198

This just made me lol :joy: