Chapter Four (continued)
Let me get a roll call!
Fastberry? “Still here, biznitch. Whatchu gonna do about it?”
Blue Cheese? “Nice try, lady, but if you want me dead you’re gonna have to try harder.”
Oh, really, Blue Cheese? Is that a challenge? I’m about ready to kick your sorry butt to the curb.
Blue Dream #1? “Don’t look at me. I’m barely holding my shit together.”
Blue Dream #2? “Yes, ma’am! Reporting for duty, ma’am! Love the peat pot, ma’am! Can’t wait to get out of seedling stage, ma’am!”
Whoa, cool your tits, there, Private Kissass.
Bloody Skunk #1? “”
Alrighty, then, Bloody Skunk #2? “…cool peat pot, man, really digging this whole seedling stage. I really tie the room together.”
Daquiri Lime? "Hey, boo, how you doin’?
Green Crack? “Yo!”
Swiss Cheese? “Wtf did you do to me? I told you I was too hot & the light was too bright. I’m still here, but don’t get used to it.”
Jack Herer? Jackie? Yo, Jack?!
“… yessssssss, huuuuummmmmmmaaaaaannn? are you here to break my stalk, again? are you here to put me out of my missssssssssssssery?” No, b/c I have great hope for you, even though I’m pretty sure you broke deliberately & entirely w/o my assistance that one night. Why, buddy? Why’d you do that? “Why? Why?! You knew you needed to put me in a peat pot, needed to bury my stem b/c I was growing fast. But did you? No. Instead, you smoked pot. So, eff you, bish.”
And eff you too, mofo. Your ugly butt has a week left to show me what you can do.
Gold Rush Semi-auto?
Oh, that’s right, you were just dropped today! You keep watch over that Super Secret Mystery seed that was dropped at the same time. (This will be the last mention of the Super Secret Mystery seed here. See the grow-off for more info.)