Only joking around

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The guys’ been sneaking around the cosmetics aisle at WalMart sprinkling glitter on his testicles.
Some might call that pretty nuts!

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A drunk guy was stopped by a cop one night about 3 a.m. and he asked him why he was walking, naked on main street, the drunk says I met this girl in a bar and she took me to her house and we had a few more drinks and she said lets get naked and go to town, and here I am.

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If you’re ever in New York City, make sure to see the hotdog vending Tibetan monk and ask him to make you one with everything.

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What’s the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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