The guys’ been sneaking around the cosmetics aisle at WalMart sprinkling glitter on his testicles.
Some might call that pretty nuts!
A drunk guy was stopped by a cop one night about 3 a.m. and he asked him why he was walking, naked on main street, the drunk says I met this girl in a bar and she took me to her house and we had a few more drinks and she said lets get naked and go to town, and here I am.
If you’re ever in New York City, make sure to see the hotdog vending Tibetan monk and ask him to make you one with everything.
What’s the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.