Lil joke totally pg13

Thirty cow’s in a feild and twenty eight chickens how many didn’t

ten lol yep that was pg

It makes that o e easy when you have to spell it out how you been buddy

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Lil black boy sliding down the zebras back what did he say

Too stoned and too tired to guess

Now you see me now you don’t now you see me now you don’t

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:laughing:I remember that! It was dead winter, cold as death! I was the white boy right behind him mocking him!!!

Holy shit! You were there?!?

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Shhh don’t tell anyone

Just call me Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes! :no_mouth:

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2 new sets of snips and about 6 hours of work in front of me tomorrow could think of worse ways to spend a day off :sunglasses:

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A little girl looks up at her mom and said Mom I got hair growing down here.
Mother looks at her daughter and say’s We call that our monkey The little gril said ok mom.
At the diner table that night the little is really happy of her self looks over at her sister and say’s. I got hair on my monkey…her sister looks over to her and say’s. My monkey eats banana’s…lol

Wil

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@garrigan62 LMAO LOL fell otta the chair .
Hammer .

I know…I couldn’t stop laughing all day when I first heard it.

Will

I got another one for ya

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel
and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters
so the first man went up to they’re father and said “can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”
the father said “no but you can sleep with the pigs.”
the second man went to the father and said “can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”
the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows."
the third man said “can I sleep with your 18 daughters?”
the father said “yes.”
so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast
the first man said “I slept like a pig”
the second man said “I slept like a cow”
the third man said “I felt like a golfer”
the father asked why?
he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes

Will

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