Obviously dirty jokes are probably not a good idea, but family friendly jokes are welcome
I’ll start
A duck walks into a bar jumps up on the barstool looked at the bartender and says you got grapes? Bartender says no we have beer wine liquor that kind of thing but no grapes
Duck Jumps down and hops out of bar. The next day the duck hops into the bar jumps up on the barstool looks at the bartender and says you got grapes? Bartender says I think I told you yesterday we have beer wine liquor and that sort of thing but we don’t have any grapes frog jumps down hops out of bar
The duck hops into bar jumps up on the barstool looks at the bartender and says you got grapes? Bartender is irritated and says “no I told you yesterday we don’t have any freaking grapes we have beer wine and liquor and if you come back into my bar asking me for grapes one more time I’m going to nail your beak to this bar.
Duck hops Dow and out of bar…
Duck hops into the bar jumps up on the barstool looks at the bartender and says you got nails?
Bartender says no. Duck says you got grapes?