I am wondering about something that I believe happens to many of us that use our medical help every day. My farts smell like weed! And my poop 
oh my I get to relive the smoke 
of the day. Now lets admit this is a odd subject butt funny yes. Now who will say "My poop smells like weed.
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well you got me on this one… can’t say this happens to me…but let me eat some asparagus and my pee will sure smell
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Same same. lol.
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Well… My poop certainly stinks… But not like weed. 
And asparagus… Yup. Right there with you all!
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I smoke about 6 cones a day and my poop has no smell unless I’m sick.
Now this could be a marketing strategy - smoke the smell away 
Side effects- my kids used to trap me in the bathroom for talk time 
while pooping. Like can I get a min… them, you gotta wipe your butt? Me…no I wanna be alone while pooping. Them … hands me paper, help me study for a pop quiz or do you think if I squeezed real hard I can make myself pass out.
My wife who doesn’t smoke has some seriously stinky - they always left her to use the bathroom alone.
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At one point I drank so much Corona that my farts smelled like the beach!
But then I had a bowl of spaghetti and all that changed!
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I never go near my wife when she is sitting
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My wife had a good part of her colon taken out and you don’t have to be near. Just on the same floor as her now remove myself from whatever floor she’s on. I feel horrible for her because it’s a medical thing and she can’t change it. But had I known 
j/k I love her…stink and all…lmao
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She works at a hospital and they gave her medical grade spray for work… she now comes home to .
Kind of funny but not at the same time.
@Newt
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While I posted it as humor, I understand this stuff actually works.
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OMG
You guys are on the pot.
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.Yeah - We truly are scraping the bottom of the septic tank with this thread!
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Regular bunch of commodians.
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Yes butt you have to spray it in the bowl before you go,sometimes your butt cant wait
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Lmfao yall got me rolling. I aint ever had a fart that smelled like weed but i drink a lot of coffee everyday and i swear my pee smells like fresh brewed coffee after the first couple runs to the bathroom in the morning and then it goes away
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mine does stink bad but not like weed and if there was a contest i would enter lol
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you guys are killing me
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Well i must say this is a topic but yah i find i tend to go a bit more to the loo and yes my is stinking alot more whether or not it just happens as u get older i cant say it smells like weed i have notice my pee smells different thou since smoking weed again
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