Gunna get tested

Hi guys and gals. Going for new job gotta do pee test. Am 53 yrs old been smoking since 13 yrs old. Is there hope? Willing to stop for bit. Anyone been through this successfully? Thanks. Be good. Have fun.

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@Covertgrower weren’t you involved in lengthy discussion about this?

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Get a medical card, if you have a prescription for it they can’t give that info to employer. It’s a violation of the Hippocratic oath

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How long do you have before your piss test? I’ve been on probation and taking piss tests for years (sadly :pensive:) I smoke all the time now because it’s legal in my state and my PO don’t care med card or not. But I was duping piss tests all the time before that. If you have been smoking for that long consistently it will be in your system for atleast three weeks maybe month but sometimes a little less if you have fast metabolism. Drink lots of water. I know everyone says this but I’ve successfully flushed my systems on multiple times with plain water to pass a test. They sell herbal drinks to cleanse your system you can drink few hours before your test and my buddy’s claim they work. I’ll see if I can find a name for one of the drinks. But ya best bet honestly is stopping for time being before test :+1:t2: Good luck man!

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Take someone else’s piss, get some hand warmers to keep it warm

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Was gonna say head shops sell fake urine. Its like 50 bucks for 2 or 3 oz comes with warmers and all. I just duct taped the small bottle to the inside of my jeans and when i walked in i acted like i was pissing. Flipled the cap out the pee hole opened the top swueezed slowly and done. I used fhis to pass a drug test for chryslers and passed so the piss works lol. As long as u have the temp of the piss good ull b set.

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Yeah the fake urine at gas stations and head shops works too as long as you don’t got a weirdo staring at ya haha just gotta be slick :rofl:

We had to get tested before deploying to the desert. Some of us tried those flush drinks and some with water. Those who used the flush drinks had to be retested as they pick up on inconsistencies in minerals in urine. They leave traces of the flush drink and that leads to suspicion of use. Some get lucky. I gave it up for a month prior to testing…all good. Just stay off it is best .

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@FullyMedicated yes more often then not the flush ends with a re-test I haven’t found a solid flush drink that works consistently in like 8years haha. I started using the fake urine for a while and I would run the bottle under hot water in the faucet to get it to right temp. I’ve literally done thousands of piss tests I’m not exaggerating and like @Covertgrower mentioned I personally believe also just stopping for two weeks just to be safe is best way. If you get busted doing anything sneaky it’s usually an auto fail. All my piss test have been through the department of corrections though so I always have a guy staring right at my unit. But I have gotten away with fake piss, water,flushes, and toilet water haha :laughing: but I’ve also been busted for it :man_shrugging:t3: I recommend just laying off for a while.

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Life is too short. There isn’t a job in the world that’s getting my pee. None. Been employed almost 25 years now and living life happy

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We got watched while doing piss tests in the Army. I have a buddy that did some Flush kit which was like $80. He had cocaine and a few other drugs. He passed somehow. But I think he did this for 2 weeks flushing with lots of water.

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Unless you can get a quality fake urine, wizzinator, or real urine from a friend, you might be SOL.

However I’ve had lax employers in the past who still hired based on failing for the. Carpentry has a lot of smokers.

Drink alot of water to clear out. May take awhile, depending on how much you smoke

Two days before eat light, drink only water. Day before and day of drink only water. Make sure it’s not first piss of day. My father did this for years, smoking 2-3 days before his tests, federal parole. Was able to flush anything in two days, except cocaine. Those would hit trace and come back from the lab clean, his po would say stuff about flushing, but just retort you drink a lot of water. He even did this on the color system with one days notice sometimes.

Thanks heaps everyone Guess I’m stopping for a bit. Just pulled 6 GSCX and can’t smoke them I’ll have drink of water instead. Have a cone for me guys. Be good. Take care.

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Thank God I’m at a point in my life that if I harvest 6 I’m smoking that chit. Lol

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I’m wondering where a medical card gets you exempted from testing. Here a med card is based on a medical recommendation and is not a prescription. There are several people in my trade who have been let go for a positive test and they had cards. If the rules have changed im very interested.

State by state not federal and some companies can be d bags still

It does not make you exempt from the pee test but if you can prove your prescribed by a doctor and a card holder it’s illegal for them to use it against you as a reason for termination.

As long as your not using at work of course. Which doesn’t make sense.

I’d ask for your state but here’s the link your looking for

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https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/state-laws-on-off-duty-marijuana-use.html

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Im in missouri. Have a card and a cultivator liscense. At this point missouri can still be fired. Unless you have an actual prescription and not just a recommendation. Ive asked my dr to prescribe marinol he laughs at me