Fake urine for drug screens

It comes in a box with a monkey on it. Comes in 3 or 4oz container with temp an heating pad.
I’ve used this every time and it has never fails. It has bacteria that they test for to make sure it’s urine. Cost about 40$. I usually heat it up in microwave, put it in my sock when I go in. I also carry a thermometer in other sock to check in bathroom. They don’t watch you unless ypur on probation. I try to heat mine up enough that it’s a bit warmer then needed. It’s much easier to cool it down in the bathroom quickly by just dunking the whole container in the toilet for a few and then check with thermometer until you reach the desired temp.
I know it sounds gross to dunk it in toilet. Just double up your socks and dry it off before you wedge it back in between those socks.
Hope this helps. Sorry abput not knowing the name of product but just Google that shit an look for a monkey. Only real proof I have is I still habe my job

3 Likes

I don’t stay stoned myself. I have to work and perform other things most of the time that requires sharp thinking. I do like to unwind every so often with a nice Sophie and let my cares melt away though. If I could all the time, I would.

Wow! I’m really impressed that such a thing exists!

1 Like

Thanks bud. The problem with that is that it is industrial work. On most forklift accidents or close call it’s an automatic test. Dosnt matter who you are. Then on occasion they’ll do a random out of nowhere. Unless there is a way to strap it to your leg each and every day I just don’t see how to be prepared. I wish there was a way.

1 Like

I’m not. But it does. Wished I could burn daily.

Your correct in that he/she would have to carry it on them daily. In factory more then likely pants are required so wouldn’t be noticeable to other. Plus having it next to your skin all day garrentees the correct temp. They would just have to adapt to the new accessory.
Easiest way would be to buy tube socks. They long enough to hold it steady. Longest I ever had to wear one was like 3 hours in the waiting room

3 Likes

How to attach it though? Plus you might never be tested. Would it bother you to the point of saying screw it.

1 Like

I have to carry it on me at all times ready to go my job can just come get you and escort straight down. I buy a big box of hand warmers they last a while. I use tube sock stuffed down between boot and leg inside my sock. You just go in to bathroom check temp, it has a thermometer on it. Open it up and pour it into cup. I usually warm mine up a little hotter than 100 so it stays warm all shift even 12 hrs. If I had to go and it was to hot I just dip in cold toilet water until it’s to temp. It’s easy peasy. They also make pockets that loop on your belt and hang around your crotch you can get socks with pockets, them make one that wraps your waste and has a tube to make it look like you are really peeing for say probation that’s a whole industry in itself

5 Likes

My friend and I have both used this drink called q-carbo that got us our jobs. We passed our urine tests and you just need to drink it, I think, something like 2 hours before the test with lots of water? But read the directions if you get it. I know they sell them at GNC. Good luck. I hated drug tests.

3 Likes

I used a product from there called strip it was 5 pills and 1 oz of some liquid with 48 oz of water. It worked every time if I has to take for probation I would use it again but not for everyday use

2 Likes

That’s a good point about my Q Carbo. It is definitely not an everyday use. It’s something like $50 a bottle and that was 10 plus years ago when I was working. Thanks for mentioning that

1 Like

Hey friend, do you have any links to these or sock holders?

1 Like

@Happy_Pappy there’s so many options just pay attention to pocket size but look up socks with pockets on amazon

1 Like