Belly Button? what's it for?

Couldn’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground is a favorite of mine. I’d like to think I can most of the time… sometimes gotta get my dick in the dirt to find out

You say tits up, I say like tits on a bull - useless.

Please tell me you just made up dick in your watch pocket because that shit is hilarious and I’m gonna steal that. Reminds me of that Cypress Hill album where dude in the background of Hits From the Bong is saying “This shit’ll straighten your dick out”

It’s an old favorite. I don’t remember making it up but I’ve had my dick knocked in my watch pocket a few times in my life. I think, tits up, might be more like, broken. Useless, would be like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Or maybe that’s being busy. Like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Or, a cat covering shit on a hot tin roof? Or the old, one armed paper hanger with the crabs. I’m not sure, I don’t know if I’m on foot or horseback.

Ill come back later…:flushed:

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