Couldn’t tell your ass from a hole in the ground is a favorite of mine. I’d like to think I can most of the time… sometimes gotta get my dick in the dirt to find out
You say tits up, I say like tits on a bull - useless.
Please tell me you just made up dick in your watch pocket because that shit is hilarious and I’m gonna steal that. Reminds me of that Cypress Hill album where dude in the background of Hits From the Bong is saying “This shit’ll straighten your dick out”