Guys, last night, something bad happened to me in my sleep.
Hold up… sleep?
Yep. Sleep. I don’t sleep b/c bad things happen…
I’m sad for you
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I need explanations
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For instance, I fall asleep with my glasses on & woke up sleeping on top of them.
They are now broken.
I am as blind as Velma. This is funny, but also not. Guys…w/o glasses, I’m screwed. Gotta be able to see where the Bondic is to use it.
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I fell asleep with an empty bowl in my hand and woke up… it was still empty, so I went to bed sad
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And my wife is going to inevitably say: see, I told you that you shouldn’t sleep in your glasses.
Look, I sleep with them on just in case a psycho killer breaks into our house while we’re asleep. Or there’s a fire. Or an earthquake. I wear them so I can see the shadows in the dark & not get scared.
Gonna try crawling out to the tool cabinet.
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Ever fall asleep with your bong. Wooooooo! That’s a crazy wake-up.
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You slept through the last one. How did the glasses help there?
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Duct tape can’t fix them? If you could find some that is
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Bondic will fix them.
I guess I should mention that these are my spare glasses & were already broken & repaired with bondic a few times before.
I broke my good glasses (flexible & supposedly unbreakable…and $600), while sleeping in them, a month ago. My wife is currently making me suffer to teach me a lesson. Lol, I WILL sleep in my glasses.
Yeah…I’m really kind of a mess in real life, y’all.
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Did I bring the room down?
Nope , just did a quick update in the journal 
can’t say you’ve made me laugh so hard it hurts yet today though. I better smoke more. Sure hope you can see to smoke
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No no no. We’re all in awe at ur honesty. I too am a repetitive failure. If i screw up once… i will screw it up again
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