So my first attempt at a grow was pulled down after a sudden and nasty break up.
And i have this box truck… With a 8ft Tall advertisement and my name on the side…yeah.
so my buddy and i we have 21 (i dunno like 6 ft tall-ish) White Widows right in the middle of full on “smack you in the face flowering” smell.
and so i drive this thing out near a place called wellington… where opera and Martha Stewart live and john Travolta used to fly his plane in and out of a personal landing strip there…you get the idea… the kind of place where Box Trucks full of flowering weed plants should not be.
AAAAAnd i parked it by a canal for like 2 or 3 days then transplanted everything outside… the only one i got anything from was planted next to a sheriff dispatch tower and did fine…until someone apparently ran it over with a ATV in the middle of the night (it was next to an ATV trail)
and good thing i did because a couple weeks later i had family down staying in an rv in the driveway and two surfer wannabe looking dudes pulled up in unmarked suburbans
and start wanting to look around…
one is talking to me and the other is walking up to my privacy fence…(i can stop them from going inside but not from looking over the fence) where he sees my small metal shed sitting there with two window shakers ( window AC) sticking out of the sides
and says well maybe we should have a look in your shed… and i a clapped my hands like it was a surprisingly good idea and said yeah “that’s a great idea! lets go do that”
i Show them the shed and all the (empty) equipment and i notice a few old leaves on the ground and go cold and act like i see nothing… they either didint see or didint care (don’t know how he could not see them soo)
now of course they want inside the house and i said nope not happening…they ask why not?.. is it inside?
i said no… i don’t want you taking me to jail because you found a bowl or something…
so they swear they are not there for that (just a grow)… 0_o uh huh… but at this point it is out of my hands… if they want they could get a fast warrant and go in either way (yea i would have time to go in and destroy everything in my house but then they would be annoyed and there would be SOMETHING they could find no matter how well i cleared shit in a rush so i just let them in… and i remembered my 120 site EZ clone machine was still in my spare room (full of dead clones)… so i walked them threw the house and let them glance around until we got to that room and i said “this is a room i rent out and they are working so i can let you in either way”… and reached for a locked door to jiggle the handle as a show…and the %&*#ing thing was unlocked… i still had my hand on the knob and made a show out of jiggling the handle (like it was locked) one of them stuck his nose to the door looked at the other and shook his head…they left… then i changed my pants
Probably my closest 0_o