So what is the closest you have been to caught?
Did you have to change your pants after?
Here is my recent one.
I was in my living room and i flip to my security cam… and i see this 0_o
now, im not a paranoid person but it caught my attention. So i watch
This power company looking guy walking out of my yard… FULL BLOWN PARANOIA
So i Flip all My breakers off including accidentally shutting off the power for the camera
Walk back to my living room and suddenly find my self wishing i was religious so i could pray to god to save me 0_o
I walk outside and face my inevitable and messy end and i walk up and say hey…everything cool?
the cop looks at me and she holds her hand up to stop me and says yea…
( 0_o ) okay so this is not about me? (now the guy turns around and i realize it is my neighbor… not a power company employee of doom who noticed something when he read the meter or something)
I walk back in and turn everything on and hit my bowl excessively
Then i changed my pants 0_o