Hello there Mr. Stoner and Mr. Latewood,
Hers a joke for ya to start things off with a laugh.
This guy Bobby goes into the public restroom and sees this guy
standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As
Bobās standing there, taking care of business, he
wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take
a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob
to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, āAh, OK,
sure, Iāll help you.ā
The man asks, āCan you unzip my zipper?ā
Bob says, āOK.ā
Then the man says, āCan you pull it out for me?ā
Bob replies, āUh, yeah, OK.ā
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars,
and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to
point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, āThanks, man, I really appreciate
it.ā
Bob says, āNo problem, but what the hellās wrong with
your penis?ā
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I
donāt know, but I aināt touching it.
Kinda reminds me of the fungus i have found on my plantsā¦lamo
Will