Hello there Mr. Stoner and Mr. Latewood,
Hers a joke for ya to start things off with a laugh.
This guy Bobby goes into the public restroom and sees this guy
standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As
Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he
wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob
to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK,
sure, I'll help you."
The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?"
Bob says, "OK."
Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?"
Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."
Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars,
and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to
point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then
shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate
Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with
The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I
don't know, but I ain't touching it.
Kinda reminds me of the fungus i have found on my plants...lamo